There once was a man named Mike S.
Who loved to sit on his mattress.
Had a friend named Ed
Who was not yet dead
And his big fat face was a mess.

Ed decided to go to the zoo.
Mike S. followed Ed from the blue doo.
They saw a green fish.
Who ate yellow dish.
And his name was the Great Doctor Who

When they got home at three,
Ed looked to the sky to see.
If clouds in the sky
Could easily fly
He asked, “Why oh why can’t we?”

So Mike S. built a flying machine.
Which swiftly took us to the next scene
They climbed on board,
But they were bored,
So the crashed into the giant bean.

As the bean splattered and splashed
They quickly jumped down and dashed,
You could hear them scream
On the yellow brick stream
“MOMMY MY HAIR HAS BEEN MASHED.”